Showing posts with label difference. Show all posts
Showing posts with label difference. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Nothing all the good ones are taken.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

Monday, February 18, 2013

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Monday, September 3, 2012

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody ...

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

Friday, March 9, 2012

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

Monday, January 23, 2012

What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?

What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?

Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Friday, December 9, 2011

What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best ...

What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

Only the first one can make you smile.

Monday, November 28, 2011

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.