Showing posts with label worker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label worker. Show all posts

Thursday, March 7, 2013

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."

Sunday, December 18, 2011

A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his ...

A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called him a liar?

"Yes, I did."

"Did you call him stupid?"

"Yes."

"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?"

"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"

Thursday, September 1, 2011

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?

A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

Monday, June 6, 2011

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

Monday, May 16, 2011

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."

Saturday, March 19, 2011

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."