Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts

Sunday, February 3, 2013

What is the range of a Viola?

What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Monday, September 3, 2012

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Friday, December 23, 2011

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in ...

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

There are skid marks before of the skunk.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.