Showing posts with label someone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label someone. Show all posts

Friday, December 7, 2012

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she ...

A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.

Then she wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 10,000 dollars in a paper bag in the northwest corner of the park." then she signed it 'THE BLONDE' and told the kid to give it to his mom.

The next day she went to the northwest corner of the park and got the paper bag. It had the money in it and a note from the mother that said, "How could you do this to another blonde?"

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she ...

A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.

Then she wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 10,000 dollars in a paper bag in the northwest corner of the park." then she signed it 'THE BLONDE' and told the kid to give it to his mom.

The next day she went to the northwest corner of the park and got the paper bag. It had the money in it and a note from the mother that said, "How could you do this to another blonde?"

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, ...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.