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Thursday, December 22, 2011

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ...

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ...

Friday, June 10, 2011

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.