Showing posts with label should. Show all posts
Showing posts with label should. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each ...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

Monday, September 10, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Friday, January 13, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Monday, November 28, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Friday, August 12, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Friday, May 6, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Friday, April 22, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each ...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"