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Friday, October 26, 2012

Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."

Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!