What not to say to the nice policeman:
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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Showing posts with label policeman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label policeman. Show all posts
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Saturday, February 23, 2013
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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policeman
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
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policeman
Monday, January 9, 2012
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I pay your salary!
I pay your salary!
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policeman
Sunday, January 8, 2012
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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policeman
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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policeman
Thursday, December 15, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
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policeman
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
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policeman
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
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policeman
Saturday, October 8, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
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policeman
Sunday, July 10, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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policeman
Friday, June 24, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I pay your salary!
I pay your salary!
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policeman
Friday, June 17, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Labels:
policeman
Thursday, June 16, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I pay your salary!
I pay your salary!
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policeman
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Labels:
policeman
Saturday, May 28, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Labels:
policeman
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Labels:
policeman
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
Labels:
policeman
Friday, April 22, 2011
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I pay your salary!
I pay your salary!
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policeman
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I pay your salary!
I pay your salary!
Labels:
policeman
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