Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. ...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Lookin for me."

Monday, March 7, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. ...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Lookin for me."