We try to keep him out of the kitchen. ...

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

We try to keep him out of the kitchen. ...

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

We try to keep him out of the kitchen. ...

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

We try to keep him out of the kitchen. ...

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

We try to keep him out of the kitchen. ...

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly ...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."