The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
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Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts
Friday, December 30, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and ...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and ...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
Thursday, August 4, 2011
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and ...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and ...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
Monday, April 18, 2011
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and ...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and ...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and ...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
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