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Showing posts with label Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Norris. Show all posts
Friday, February 15, 2013
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
Monday, January 30, 2012
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super ...
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris ...
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
Monday, September 12, 2011
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. ...
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.
The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
Sunday, August 28, 2011
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you ...
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Friday, July 29, 2011
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.
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Friday, June 17, 2011
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Monday, June 13, 2011
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you ...
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
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