Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?
If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!
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Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Saturday, March 31, 2012
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Monday, December 19, 2011
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Friday, October 7, 2011
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.
1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?
Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?
If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!
If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!
Sunday, May 8, 2011
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Friday, April 29, 2011
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Friday, April 22, 2011
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they ...
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.
1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.
Labels:
change,
executives,
light,
Microsoft
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages . ...
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
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